Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.