A taxi passenger tapped the driver
> on the shoulder to ask him a
> The driver screamed, lost control of
> the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and
> stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
> everything went quiet in the cab,
> Then the driver said: "Look
> mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the hell out
> of me!".
> The passenger apologized and said,
> "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you
> so much."
> The driver replied, "Sorry,
> it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a
> cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
> Bodies for the last 25 years...
> Do not stick to one job for a long time!