Important for Workaholics
The centre for Disease Control Board has issued a medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you see anyone infected by WORK, don't go near him/her. The virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately take at least two of your friends to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take 1 or both of the antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA) and continue its dosage till WORK is eliminated from your system completely.
Issued in Public Interest by "Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association" (BEWDA)