We are surrounded by the enemies

> Height of Optimism… Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”,
> SARDAR Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction” !.
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> What is the height of mixed emotions???
> when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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> Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
> Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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> bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par
> khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office
> kholu kya?
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> Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his
> examination?
> A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
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> Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human
> without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

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